Movie Mashup Monday: Jurassic Streak

Hollywood -- please make this happen.

Blue Streak

A jewel thief pulls off the heist of a lifetime, only to be caught by the police as he flees the scene. Knowing he has nowhere to run, he hides the jewel in a construction site. Upon getting out of prison, he discovers that the construction site is now a police station. In order to retrieve the jewel, he must pose as a police officer. Hilarity ensues.

Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park - A wealthy entrepreneur uses advanced scientific methods to clone dinosaurs from fragments of DNA in fossils. He creates a Dinosaur park on a small tropical island. Disaster strikes and the dinosaurs break loose from their pens. People get eaten.

amazing movie idea after the jump

Jurassic Streak

A jewel thief pulls off the heist of a lifetime, only to be caught by the police as he flees the scene. Knowing he has nowhere to run, he hides the jewel on a small tropical island. Upon getting out of prison, he discovers that the island is now a dinosaur park. In order to retrieve the jewel, he must pose as... wait for it... a dinosaur. Hilarity ensues. And people get eaten. Perhaps even by him. You know, because he needs to be convincing and stuff. You don't want dinosaurs questioning your cred.