Newt-ity in Space

Newt Gingrich recently announced that by the end of his 2nd term, he plans to established a moon colony. Despite backlash from voters and his competition over this idea, Newt's SciFi fantasy doesn't end there.

Here are some soon-to-be-announced plans that I swear are being discussed in the Gingrich camp:
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"I will build a giant robot, preferably formed by combining several smaller robots, to protect America from invasion."

"I think the next logical announcement would be to declare war on Mars."

"By the end of my 2nd term, I will leave my 3rd wife for one of those three-boobed alien space babes, like on Total Recall."

"The moon is nice, but my real fantasy is exploring Uranus."

"Seriously guys, we should totally build a Death Star."

"Those poor people aboard the Galactica... We need to send out deep space probes to find them and guide them to Earth. Or the moon, really. Anyway, I've only seen the first two seasons. They're still out there, right?"




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