Iranian wisdom:
A blind person who sees is...
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| "Yeah, we can totally get disability for this." |
...not really a blind person at all. I mean, you know, that's kind of the definition.
...Daredevil. Although that isn't really "seeing," so much as it is echo location.
...a freaking liar. That's what he is.
...totally the blind person that should be leading the other blind people.
...probably just in it for the dogs.
...much more popular with the jury than a plain old non-blind lawyer.
...wait a minute, are we just saying colorblind? Because I don't think that counts.
...probably laughing to himself all the time at the things people do in front oh him because they don't think that he can see them.
...the perfect candidate to be a referee. That way, when people shout, "how could you not see that foul? What, are you blind?!?," he can totally say, "yes. yes I am," and then the other guy would just be all like, "oh. Sorry about that, I was being rude. Good call."
...probably screwing with people all the time by describing things with eerie accuracy, based solely on how they "sound."
...always wearing weird clothes (or at least backwards, inside out, etc) just to see people's reactions.
...a walking contradiction.
--Hold on, he can walk right? We're sure he doesn't have any other "disabilities" that we should be aware of? Because if he can't walk, then he would just be a regular contradiction. Still, I bet if he were paralyzed, then he would just be a paralytic who can walk, or something stupid like that, so I'm sticking with my whole "walking contradiction" thing.
Jeph:
...a clearly confused individual.
...probably a pretty fun person to take to a Pentecostal sermon.
...someone who has probably scammed a lot of people.
...probably doesn't have a great ear for music.
...only needs to wear sunglasses when the sun is especially bright.
...not allowed to take their dog into otherwise dogless areas.
...probably just a normal person with neurotic need to feed off the pity of others.
...able to get a driver's license.
...easier to make eye contact with.
...not as likely to put their hands on your face.
...only dependent on canes to whoop ass Donatello style.
...able to successfully dress themselves with a polychromatic wardrobe.
...able to play the guitar without interfering with their ability to read.
Actual Answer:
A blind person who can see is...better than a seeing person who is blind.
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