Punching the Line - Blind, but not really

Finishing sentences again, just like last week's The Heart Goat (see here).

Iranian wisdom:
A blind person who sees is...

"Yeah, we can totally get disability for this."

our responses after the jump

Japan is Weird. Also, Dentistry.

Japan is weird.
Case in point: They have developed a (somewhat) lifelike new robot for dentists to practice on. Take a look at the video below.

The video itself isn't super exciting, but there are 4 things you need to know about this robot:

1. It was made from the combined efforts of a dental equipment manufacturer and a sex toy company.
2. It has a gag reflex.
3. It can talk.
4. It is terrifying beyond all reason.

our innuendo-laden thoughts on this after the jump

Punching the Line: The Heart Goat

Whoever finishes this sentence with the best line wins.

There is an old South African saying:

The heart is like a goat that...